Your "Fun" Friends

Everybody needs a “fun” friend. Now when I say “fun” friend, I don’t mean a friend that is fun per se. What I actually mean by the term “fun” is that you need to find a friend whose soul purpose in your world is to be made fun of. Before everybody reading this shit gets their panties into a tight ole bunch, hear me out. Everybody, and I mean everybody, has their “fun” friend. Before you start saying “that is fucked up, I cherish the ground that all of my friends walk on” take a second and examine your relationships that you have in your life. Everybody has that one “special” person in their life that is either fatter, dumber, uglier, or crazier than everybody. That sounds really mean and insensitive, and it is (my mean spirit is what makes me the person I am today). If you’re one of those people that needs to see unicorns and butterflies in everything for one this is not the blog you should be reading! Next think about it this way. My friends and I having a “fun” friend is a good thing for the world. I see it as our way of paying our debt to society for being such bad people to everyone/everything around us. I figure this in two different ways. First of all it gives us the outlet to be creative (and funny) people who write things like what you are reading. Secondly, and probably most importantly in your case, we are taking the social rejects into our group of friends so you don’t have to. So before you start talking shit about us for being such “mean” people, your welcome! You’re welcome for making your world a better place since none of those social rejects are following your asses around.

Moral of the story, not everybody is funny (clearly) and not everybody is smart, good looking, or even sane. When you feel like you are fitting into one of the above categories, you need to run and find somebody less attractive, dumber, or crazier than yourself and attach yourself. You attach yourself like fucking crazy glue and keep them around as much as possible. You have found your most important “accessory” you could ever own. You will get two very important functions out of them that I guarantee will make you a better person (at least to my standards anyways). First of all like mentioned above, it will heighten your sense of humor (hopefully). You will start finding humor in everything they do, whether it was intended to be funny or not (usually the funniest things in life are things that are not meant to be funny at all). Say they get ready to go out and they look like absolute shit. Don’t tell them that though, not at the risk of hurting their feelings, at the risk of spoiling your fun for the night. After all this is your “fun” friend, it’s their purpose in life, plus you need some ammo to make fun of them for. So while everybody is laughing at them at the bar for clearly looking like shit wearing you are secretly pointing and laughing with them at your “fun” friend. Next having a “fun” friend around puts everything in perspective. It plays into the idea that “hey, things could be way worse, I could be like them”. So in my opinion having a “fun” friend around is a necessity. And if your “fun” friend isn’t satisfying at least one of the above criteria ditch their asses, cause after all they’re just an accessory.

And if for some off reason you see yourself fulfilling the “fun” friend role in your group (which I doubt you will be since you’re reading my blog and clearly have a sense of humor) don’t panic. You either learn how to have a sense of humor (hopefully my blog will help you out with that one) or you get as much money as you can possibly get your hands on (most definitely cannot help you out with that one, I’m broke as fuck). Then you make everybody who used you as their “fun” friend pay for everything in the most creative and diabolical way possible!

Hope to hear from y’all very soon!

One of my many inspirations,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBdymtyXt8Y